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#1
A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing plastic wrap underwear.
Psychiatrist says "Well, i can clearly see your nuts."
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#2
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
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#3
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
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#4
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb.
One, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
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#5
Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers.
That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings.
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#6
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But only if the light bulb really wants to change.
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#7
A guy walks into the psychiatrists office where I work wearing nothing but Saran Wrap undies...
The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see you're nuts!"
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#8
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
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#9
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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#10
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
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#11
Schizophrenic walks into a psychiatrists office .
. . says, "Doc, am I as crazy as he says we are?"
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#12
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One but he must consult the DSM-IV.
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#13
I like my women like I like my psychiatrists...
Jung.
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#14
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It's their job to help people find their way in dark places! (MASH s1 ep7)
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#15
How many psychiatrists does it...
...take to change a light bulb? 0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
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#16
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but only if the lightbulb really *wants* to change.
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#17
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
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#18
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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#19
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One! But the light bulb has to WANT to change.
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#20
How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
"You are fine, how am I?"
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