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#1
Apparently a guy named George Martin leaked all the main plot points of the next season of Game of Thrones in some books he published.
Jerk.
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#2
I feel sorry for Anne Frank...
First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
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#3
An idea only achieves transcendence after it is: 1.
Published as book 2. Made into a feature film 3. Turned into an amusement park ride
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#4
Had my autobiography published last year and haven't sold one copy....
Story of my life.
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#5
Why did the pig send his story to New York?
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
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#6
We're sorry, the number you have dialed...
911 has been changed to a non-published number. Please make a note of it.
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#7
I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
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#8
What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?
Damn, son. It's about time!
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#9
I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love.
It never got published. It was all in vein.
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#10
A Native American just published a novel
Critics consider it a Seminole work.
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#11
David Hume's 'Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion' was published after his death, or in other words...
it was published posthumeously.
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#12
A study was just published that shark attacks happen most often in water.
Now I have to worry about the ones that occur elsewhere.
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#13
Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks?
It's about time.
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#14
A new book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published.
It's about fucking thyme.
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#15
Finally, after years of waiting, my book on having sex with herbs has been published.
Its about fucking thyme.
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#16
(NSFW) They've finally published my self-help book about
having sex with herbs It's about fucking thyme.
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#17
Me and My wife wrote the best articles on how to create a successful marriage
I would have published it but she took half of it in the divorce settlement.
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#18
Stephen Hawking finally published his new book.
It's about time.
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#19
Bon Jovi published a diet book
It's called "Living on a Pear"
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#20
I just published a satirical critique of the Russian government and Putin hasn't sent anyone to kill me yet.
I'm radiating with joy.
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