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#1
Proper punctuation...
Proper punctuation is the difference between "helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse" It's a classic, but a good one
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#2
Although many forms of punctuation are thought to be antiquated, I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation.
I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation.
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#3
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark?
The period: it marks the end of his sentence.
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#4
I use proper syntax and punctuation on all of my tweets, unless I am in danger of exceeding the 140 character limit...
& then u no how it b
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#5
My missus has a punctuation fetish Whenever
she has a period, I get to use the colon.
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#6
The asterisk was invented by someone seeing a cat's butt and thinking that it would make a great punctuation mark.
It was almost a catastrophe.
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#7
Punctuation is everything: "Will you marry me" is a marriage
proposal "Will, You, Mary, Me" = a Foursome Inquiry
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#8
Ive never been good with punctuation but
I like Dicks Sporting Goods Store
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#9
Punctuation is really important: it's the difference between helping your
uncle jack off a horse, and helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
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#10
Forget the "bomb dot com" For today's political climate
and lack of punctuation, try "Obama dot comma"
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#11
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark?
A period, since it ends his sentence.
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#12
Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet
being well written and a tweet being well, written.
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#13
Step 1) Get a job selling punctuation marks.
Step 2) ?????? Step 3) Profit.
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#14
What is punctuation's favorite curry?
L&a
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#15
The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
From [here](http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation). What are your best language jokes ?
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#16
What do you call a friendship between punctuation?
Commaraderie
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#17
What do punctuation marks win in competitions?
Apos-trophies
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#18
Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm
basically a 4 year old with good grammar.
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#19
Commas are the coolest punctuation, because they're like "Yeah, you
haven't got time to stop, but you can chill for a little bit."
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#20
I'd rather keep thinking there are punctuation errors
in everything I read than clean my monitor.
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