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What Are Pus Jokes?

Pus Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pus jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
According to a study I read...
Men think about the adjectival form of pus every 6 seconds.
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#2
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lick-a-lot-o-puss
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#3
Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now
heis walking around like a sour puss.
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#4
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
(Slightly NSFW) A lick-a-lot-a-puss.
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#5
A cat goes to the vet with a septic infection.
Hello Pus, said the vet.
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#6
This guy at my school has eight zits on his face.
We call him octo pus.
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#7
What do you call a flannel cat?
A Plaid-A-Pus
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#8
Woman and her Cat What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
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#9
What's the difference between a spot and a girl on her period?
When you squeeze a spot, you get bloody pus. When you squeeze a girl on her period...
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#10
I've been working on my best ice cream creation ever but it got infected.
It's my Magnum O'pus.
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#11
I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself.
What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid? A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid? an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*
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#12
Do you know the official psychiatric term for when a woman keeps getting more and more cats?
It's called an Add-A-Puss Complex.
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#13
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in boots !
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#14
This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour puss?
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#15
I feed my cat lemons.
He's a real sour puss.
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#16
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lic-Alot-O-Puss
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Pus Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pus jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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