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What Are Puss Jokes?

Puss Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of puss jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?
One of them is a big puss
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#2
What do you call a two-headed lesbian dinosaur?
Eat-a-lotta-puss
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#3
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lick-a-lot-o-puss
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#4
Why have they created sweet tampons?
for sour puss(ys)
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#5
Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now
he's walking around like a sour puss.
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#6
I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself.
What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid? A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid? an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*
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#7
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in boots !
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#8
I feed my cat lemons.
He's a real sour puss.
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#9
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lic-Alot-O-Puss
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#10
Woman and her Cat What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
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#11
In which fairy tale does a man kick another man in the balls, only to discover that his victim is actually a woman?
Boot in Puss
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#12
What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?
You put it back in the crib.
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#13
Do you know the official psychiatric term for when a woman keeps getting more and more cats?
It's called an Add-A-Puss Complex.
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#14
Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now
heis walking around like a sour puss.
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#15
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?
A duck filled fatty puss !
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#16
This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour puss?
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#17
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
(Slightly NSFW) A lick-a-lot-a-puss.
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