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Put Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of put jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If we were really supposed to give up alcohol or Lent, they wouldn't have put St.
Patrick's Day in the middle of it.
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#2
A woman in labour is screaming at her husband.
He says "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass." "But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"
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#3
Why cant Stephen Hawking put on a comedy show?
Because he cant do stand-up
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#4
If you watched a movie of my life backwards it would be about a
guy who refills beer cans and puts them back into the fridge.
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#5
What do comedians put outside their house on Halloween?
'Pun-kins'
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#6
So she was like, "Put on some protection".
I then pulled out & wore a yellow construction hat. We laughed & laughed & now I have herpes.
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#7
Lit a few candles after my power went out last night.
My cat has been scared shitless ever since. Ever since I put the pussy on the chain wax
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#8
COP: PUT YOUR HANDS UP OCTOPUS: They're tentacles COP: OK PUT ALL 8 TENTACLES UP OCTOPUS: Two are my legs, dude COP: Just go.
I give up.
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#9
A line for cops who pull over attractive drunk models If I could put you in the alphabet,
I would go D U I and that's why I'm a writer, I look forward to your hatred of bad jokes
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#10
What's the difference between a pizza and a baby I
won't rape the pizza before I put it in the oven
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#11
im a normal guy..
i put on my pants on the exact same normal amount of leg way you do. i kno that number. im a nomal guy
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#12
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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#13
Q: How do you make soup gold?
A: You put in fourteen carrots.
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#14
OK, time to put up the tree and spend the next six weeks scolding the
cat for playing with the dangly remarkably-cat-toy-like ornaments.
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#15
someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know
they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really
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#16
Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat
put him in the Waffle House
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#17
REALITY SHOW IDEA: Put 10 tweeters in a house with only 1 phone charger and plenty of booze.
BOOM.
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#18
Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?
Because red shirts die easily.
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#19
Do you guys ever put sheets over your dogs so they look like little dog ghosts?
Me neither.
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#20
When my wife told me to stop imitating
flamingos, I had to put my foot down
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