What Are Pyramid Jokes?
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#1
I thought this hot Egyptian chick was hitting on me but she was just trying to lure me into a pyramid scheme.
:(
#2
EXPLORER 1: *looking at ancient symbols in pyramid* It says "Here lies updog" EXPLORER 2: What's updog?
EGYPTIAN SPIRITS: Lol
#3
Why was Cleopatra angry?
She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
#4
Have you guys heard about the drastic effects of erosion on the Great Pyramids?
Yeah, they're kinda pointless now.
#5
The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi
#6
Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would
do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids.
#7
Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped
cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza
#8
Whoever drew the food pyramid forgot to
coat the outside in Ranch dressing.
#9
oh the aliens aren't speaking to us right now because idk they're pissed
that we flaked out on that pyramid project they started or whatever
#10
If I turn the food pyramid upside down
it's way easier to eat out of it.
#11
You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education.
I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain.
#12
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
A: "Come behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!"
#13
My 10 year old just told his friend
I'm cranky cus I have my "pyramid".
#14
"my eye is up here"
-Illuminati pyramid
#15
- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids?
- Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?
#16
TIL Cleopatra lived closer to me than the pyramids.
I live in Alexandria, so did she, and the pyramids are 200km away.
#17
Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt?
I promise it's not a pyramid scheme.
#18
How did the Egyptian go broke?
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
#19
What did the sphinx say?
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme? Egypt me!
#20
If your girlfriend says "my pyramid is late..." Know two things: 1.
Your hearing is poor 2. That's not your biggest problem right now
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