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What Are Queen Jokes?

Queen Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of queen jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day.
Just like your mom.
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#2
Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
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#3
Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds???
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
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#4
I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I
told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King.
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#5
Oscar Wilde once boasted that he could make a pun on any subject...
Someone called out "The Queen!" "Ah", replied Wilde, "but the Queen is not a subject."
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#6
What do you call a "gay" milkman?
Dairy Queen.
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#7
Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?
They know how to tuck away junk.
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#8
Calling someone a drama queen is so negative.
Why not "content creator"?
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#9
why do queens play poker in the bathroom?
so they'll always get a royal flush
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#10
Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics
showing up and acting like drama queens.
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#11
What will people say when Prince Charles dies?
Long live the Queen.
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#12
How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens?
All day long they're talking about "buck, buck, big cock!"
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#13
Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?
They found traces of Mercury in him.
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#14
What did the worker ant say when the queen ant asked him to make mittens for all of the other ants?
*Fuck.*
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#15
The Queen is so afraid of how the vote will turn out, she put Sam Smith
in a boat circling Scotland singing "Stay With Me" into a megaphone.
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#16
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
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#17
Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen?
He got a hole in one.
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#18
"Balls!" cried the queen.
"If I had two I'd be king!" The king laughed. He had to.
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#19
Chess is actually quite easy...
Knight takes Rook, King takes Queen, and Bishop molests the Pawns.
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#20
I once went to an open air Queen concert.
It was good, but there was a terrible electrical storm during the set Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening...
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