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Queue Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of queue jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball.
I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me. "This is the punchline."
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#2
A long queue of people waiting to be hit
in the face This is the punch line
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#3
what do you call a queue of jokers?
a PUNchline
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#4
the logic of why the line in front of this
bathroom is so long if pee, then queue
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#5
What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London?
A great big pho queue.
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#6
Loads of people are lining up to buy my vampire teeth.
Fang queue.
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#7
So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was.
For some reason, he was offended when I said "Pho Queue."
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#8
What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?
Pho queue.
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#9
Top billiard player retires
There are no queues.
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#10
Never understood the desperation behind placing ur order in English at KFC/McD.
Heard a guy practicing his order while sanding in the queue.
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#11
I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell
"queue" and "okay" got paid by the letter.
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#12
I had an idea for a British ST:TNG
spinoff It's called queue.
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#13
What do you call a line at a Vietnamese restaurant?
A pho queue
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#14
Whoever thought up the spelling of
the word "queue" is stueuepid.
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#15
What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?
Pho queue!
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#16
The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it.
It's a big pho queue.
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#17
All the letters of the alphabet line up in front
of a prostitute A says, "Alpha queue".
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#18
My penis is as long as the line from Q to P Unfortunately
the queue to pee outside the restroom isnt long :(
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#19
Kissing the back of someone's neck is a sensuous thing to do.
Unless it's a stranger in a queue in Primark.
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#20
If there was a hooker named Barbie ...
And she was really good at her job, would the line outside her apartment be called the Barbie queue? Edit: spelling
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