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Quit Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of quit jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"Quit mowing your lawn you heathen and go to church!" -Me as
I put in earplugs and go back to bed on a Sunday morning.
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#2
How did Jim start losing weight after the holidays?
He just quit eating cold turkey.
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#3
I had to quit the massage business.
I kept rubbing people the wrong way.
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#4
Moose: Sorry, I need to quit this yoga class.
Yoga Instructor: NahMooseStay!
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#5
Did you hear the one where a father told his kid to quit masturbating or he'd go blind?
His kid said, "Dad, I'm over here!"
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#6
Johnny got back from drug rehab...
...and they asked did he managed to quit taking drugs. He said: "Well, on one hand a I did, but on the other one I didn't."
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#7
*quits Twitter to spend time with family* *remembers
what family is like* *quits family for Twitter*
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#8
I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I need to quit masturbating
I asked why and he said "because I'm trying to examine you!"
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#9
Don't worry, Pope Benedict XVI, I get it.
Mondays make me want to quit my job too.
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#10
Quit my banking job this
morning I lost interest
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#11
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year,
but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
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#12
My mom told me to quit smoking weed But
I said fuck it I do what I marijuana
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#13
I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator...
But I decided to quit cold turkey.
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#14
I quit my job at the helium factory...
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
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#15
Quit college.
Become an oven. Get up to like 500 degrees.
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#16
People complain about there being too many GOP presidential candidates, but
when Chris Christie quits that will be, like, half the field right there.
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#17
A dad sits down with his son for a talk Dad says to his son, "Hey, if you don't
quit masturbating you're gonna go blind!" Son says, "Dad I'm over here..."
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#18
My company's health plan is a guy who comes to your house
when you're sick and yells, "DON'T YOU QUIT ON ME!"
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#19
The horn quit working in my truck, so I'm hanging out
of the window revving this chainsaw at pedestrians.
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#20
A proctologist quit his job..
He was tired of being the butt of the joke.
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