What Are Races Jokes?
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#1
Did you hear about the dyslexic marathoner who would only eat shellfish the night before races?
He was crabo-loading.
#2
So I realized that there is no difference between races.
At the end of the day we are all cummin the same color, white.
#3
Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over.
I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him.
#4
Adolf Hitler banned 5k races but sponsored an annual marathon...
...Because Marathons are the master race.
#5
I have a boat that beats all other boats in races...
... It's a champion ship.
#6
I always rode clean.
Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated
#7
Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races
to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins.
#8
Snail Racing My friend owned a racing snail.
It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish
#9
I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf ...except at wolf
picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.
#10
Racism exists among all races of the world white
people are just better at it, like most things.
#11
I hate it when people call me racist...
When I'm not. I hate all races equally.
#12
What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?
Races 'em.
#13
My horse had a win at the races today.
Fuck knows how he filled in the betting slip.
#14
Tickets for the wheelchair races are
selling out...seats are going fast!
#15
I don't know why they run marathons in Germany....
They have a history of not finishing races.
#16
I can't sleep in my bed anymore, my mind races thinking of all the stupid stuff I've done in the past.
Stupid memory foam...
#17
[at stadium with child] Me: That is batball.
[at the races] Me: That is horse circles. [at the opera] Me: This is horned yodeling.
#18
I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't
mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons
#19
What's the same about Mexican and Black people?
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
#20
Why don't Mexican's sweat as much as other races?
They don't want to fill up the river as they cross it.
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