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Radioactive Jokes

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Radioactive Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of radioactive jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a seafood-eating California motorcycle cop who only pulls over nuclear reactions or a radioactive decay?
Fission Chips.
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#2
Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific
lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate.
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#3
Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?
To stop it from falling out.
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#4
A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug.
He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet
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#5
Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?
The meal would fallout of flavor.
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#6
*gets bitten by a radioactive bear *before developing
super powers, gets eaten by radioactive bear
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#7
Me: Wow, you're glowing.
Her: Aaaaww, thank you! Me: No, like radioactive... Her: . . . Me: Tone down the filters?
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#8
The confused radioactive element So there was a radioactive element who was perpetually confused.
One fine day, he was asked, "what do you do?". "IDK".
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#9
So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird...
...Imagine Dragons.
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#10
"Hey Iron Man, how'd you get your powers?" *flashes back to
tony stark being bitten by a radioactive ironing board*
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#11
I think I'm a superhero, but I don't even remember
being bitten by a radioactive sloth.
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#12
What do you call a radioactive Angler?
Nuclear fishin'
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#13
I accidentally heated my Hot Pocket for 20:00 instead of 2:00 and now
there's a giant radioactive Hot Pocket in my apartment watching my tv
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#14
I wish I could get bitten by a
radioactive confident person.
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#15
When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became...
Spidermanman.
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#16
We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities...
...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet.
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#17
- "...
He accidentally drank some radioactive milk and became_ - MILKMAN!! - No. He became gravely ill and died. What are you? An idiot?!"
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#18
I like my women like I like my radioactive isotopes...
Really hot and completely unstable.
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#19
VENOM: Time to meet your maker!
SPIDER-MAN: The radioactive spider? VENOM: No, like- SPIDER-MAN: My dad? Cuz he's dead. Wow, ur a douche.
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#20
If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive
teenager does it become super sulky?
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