What Are Rapists Jokes?
Rapists Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rapists jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I love jokes about South Africans...
who doesn't like making fun of a bunch of murderers, rapists and thieves.
#2
What's the point of making a whistle
only rapists can hear?
#3
The thing about women is that they love
good listeners and they hate rapists.
#4
Whats a rapists perfect date?
Netflix and kill.
#5
I bet rapists can get their straw
in a Capri Sun on the first try.
#6
What's a rapists favorite meal?
Spaghetti-No's I'm sorry.
#7
Why do rapists go after fat women?
Because no one will believe them.
#8
I stepped on an ant hill today and realized I had probably killed a lot of innocent ants.
I also killed all the ant rapists so, I'm a hero.
#9
They should make a breathalyzer that can tell if you've consumed
energy drinks so it's easier for the cops to catch rapists.
#10
What do Jedi and rapists have in common?
They both use "The Force".
#11
Why are mimes such good rapists?
The D is silent. <i just thought of this! be gentle with me>
#12
What are the chances that Donald Trump has so annoyed people...
that even rapists and murderers don't want to be associated with him?
#13
Why is Trump so keen to build a wall to keep out Mexican rapists?
He's afraid of the competition.
#14
Cats are like rapists My cat is a lot like a rapist.
He has no concept of the words "Stop" and "No!"
#15
Why do rapists make such great salesmen?
They don't take no for an answer.
#16
Why are rapists terrible at academics?
BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!
#17
Where does a rapists train stop?
Anal deva-station
#18
Cop: You know why I pulled you over sir?
Me: Because you suck at finding rapists, murders, molesters, thieves, and arsonists?
#19
Why are fruit rapists seldom found alone?
They come in pears
#20
Why do rapists make great salesmen?
They just can't take no for an answer. For the record I don't condone rape.
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