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Rapture Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rapture jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I was going to make a joke about the Rapture, but...
it just isn't happening.
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#2
I'm going to start an education program aimed at changing kids' reading habits to post-rapture Christian novels.
It's called "no, child, 'Left Behind!'"
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#3
Rapture's tomorrow.
Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT
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#4
I was watching a tv evangelist this morning and it made me realize how much I'm looking forward to the Rapture.
Yeah, I can't wait until all these "Christians" are gone.
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#5
So, I picked up a girl last night at a Rapture party and we went back to my place...
When I woke up in the morning she was gone!
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#6
name a hurricane "Jesus" cuz then u could say "Jesus is coming"
& have unaware ppl frantically prepare for rapture
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#7
Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the
Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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#8
"Well I'll be damned." said atheist
when rapture happened.
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#9
So.
Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?
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#10
Listen mate, the only rapture I'm interested
in was sung by Debbie Harry
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#11
Armageddon...
...tired of all these Rapture jokes.
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#12
Christians call it the Rapture.
Chuck norris calls it cleaning his house.
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