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#1
German girlfriend My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done.
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#2
I just found out why the literacy rate in Greece is among the lowest
...it's because everything they learn in school is Greek to them.
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#3
My clients have a 86% survival rate, which
makes me an above-average babysitter.
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#4
Gravity is a harsh mistress...
*... but she has reasonable rates!*
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#5
With so many unhappy married couples and a 50% divorce rate, I think
it's pretty obvious that Americans don't breed well in captivity.
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#6
I'll be getting a 4.0 this semester...
When a girl rates me out of 10
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#7
Why couldn't we get precise kinetic data on the phosphine-catalyzed reaction?
The reaction rate was too phos-phor-us
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#8
5 Brazilian dollars sounds like a lot of money...
However, with the current exchange rate its only about $1.35 USD
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#9
Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV.
How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?
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#10
What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one.. *wink*
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#11
What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?
A: The Crime Rate!
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#12
Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100
sultanas Can't believe the currant exchange rate!
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#13
Who has a higher recycling rate than a recycling plant?
r/Jokes
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#14
The only thing keeping me from driving off this bridge
is the insurance rate increase if I survive.
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#15
Studies show that Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee have an obesity rate of over 30%.
Maybe they'll change their name from the Bible Belt to the Loosened Belt.
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#16
Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate?
They don't want to see their little boy grow into a fat man.
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#17
Girl asked me to rate a girl out of 10.
I said, you a 14 cause you so basic.
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#18
Did you hear about the blonde who thought
nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
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#19
What's the rate at which racist work is done?
Whitepower (Horsepower is the rate at which work is done)
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#20
Jehovah's Witnesses door-to-door success rate would be a lot higher if
they partnered up with the Girl Scouts & started selling cookies ...
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