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Rats Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rats jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Have you heard the joke about the three rats?
It was cheesy
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#2
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats.
An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
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#3
What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?
A quadratic equation :)
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#4
Where did Jewish Rats go during the Holocaust?
Mousechwitz
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#5
Bats are just rats who
had too much Red Bull.
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#6
Rats are under rated.
Just check your dictionary.
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#7
I've finally collected enough rats asses
to give to everyone on my list.
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#8
The rats outside my apartment building are getting very bold.
One of them just asked me for my number.
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#9
FOUND: 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED RATS LIVING IN LOCAL DUMPSTER.
PLEASE CONTACT IF YOUR 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED PET RATS ARE MISSING.
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#10
I know I'm being such a grammar Nazi, but it's "Jew-rats
make me NAUSEATED," not "Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS"
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#11
Snitching is common in Thompkins
Square Park It's full of rats
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#12
"Dad what IS the moon?" It is cheese.
Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon.
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#13
fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit
first off because they don't make leashes for rats
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#14
A rusted van sits under a bridge.
Rats gnaw on moldy Scooby Snacks. Shaggy takes a hit off the pipe. "WHY COULDN'T YOU LOVE ME VELMA?"
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#15
Banana & Holes!
Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)
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#16
If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred
bunnies or rats The results would be a little lop-sided.
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#17
"What about flying rats with no poop muscles and
scissors for mouths?" - God creating birds
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#18
Animal sounds Cats go meow Rats go squeak Dogs go woof Pigs go "Put your hands
on your fucking head unless you wanna be shot in your fucking skull!"
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#19
What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?
Rats!
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#20
You're worried about rats in the walls?
How is that any of your business? When was the last time you went inside your own walls?
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