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#1
if you took every species of rattlesnake in the US and laid them
end to end, I would yell at a safe distance, "STOP DOING THAT!"
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#2
"Time heals all wounds
;)" - Rattlesnakes
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#3
"OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose.
OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can't live like this." -Elephant
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#4
*holding a rattlesnake in each hand* These
are the angriest maracas I've ever played
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#5
Rattlesnakes and Condoms ...two
things I don't fuck with.
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#6
What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?
"You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"
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#7
There's two things I don't fuck with...
Rattlesnakes. And Condoms.
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#8
I was bit by a rattlesnake last summer.
After three days of excruciating pain the snake died
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#9
How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?
Give it to Michael J Fox
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#10
You're trapped in a room with a tiger a rattlesnake and a lawyer.
You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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#11
Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he
has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body
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#12
I can't believe rattlesnake warnings are
called rattles and not cautionary tails
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#13
What do rattlesnakes and condoms have in common?
I don't fuck with either of them!
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#14
Rattlesnakes and condoms Two
things I don't fuck with
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#15
Shoutout to rattlesnakes and condoms...
Because I don't fuck with either of them.
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#16
Better than a Justin Bieber concert: 1.
Being deaf. 2. A rattlesnake bite. 3. Chewing razor blades. 4. Licking a public toilet seat.
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#17
"Honey did you put a dead rattlesnake
in my boot?" Oh it died?
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#18
What idiot called it a rattlesnake's warning
rattle and not a cautionary tail?
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