What Are Rays Jokes?
Rays Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rays jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
If you can't afford healthcare...
Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!
#22
Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
#23
before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones.
some still do
#24
Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen?
It protects from deadly rays.
#25
"are you sure these x-rays are safe?" [doctor
12 feet away behind a lead wall] you're fine
#26
Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock...
... to prevent against harmful rays.
#27
[at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine?
jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities
#28
Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
#29
PATIENT: Someone gave me pills at a party and my stomach hurts DR: We took x-rays.
You have spongy dinosaurs expanding inside you right now
#30
An unconscious man arrives at a hospital...
After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as "stable."
#31
Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing
sun screen It protects against harmful rays
#32
X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful
when they were just rays, but after the breakup...
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