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#1
Reagan laying down some jokes about the Soviets.
(Youtube clip) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A
#2
What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?
James Brady
#3
What is Reagan's favorite vegetable?
Jim Brady
#4
What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?
A widow.
#5
Joke from a 5 year old kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk?
me: ...why? kid: because they are all dead. source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup.
#6
What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
#7
In 1987, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope...
...now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.
#8
What did Jimmy Carter say to Ronald Reagan?
Let me Eat your Turds !! Lol !!
#9
Nancy Reagan didn't have to die...
But she said no to drugs.
#10
Why are people comparing Trump to Reagen?
Reagan's biggest accomplishment was tearing down a wall not putting one up.
#11
What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?
James Brady.
#12
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
#13
What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump?
Reagan helped tear down a wall.
#14
A Sinking Boat Clinton, Nixon, and Reagan were on a sinking Boat.
Reagan: Women & Children go first Nixon: Fuck the Women! Clinton: You think we have time?
#15
Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?
So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*
#16
Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today...
She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination
#17
I'm 97% sure President Reagan would be riding a horse through
the Middle East right now punching terrorists in the face.
#18
After the recent wave of Trump primary victories, what did Nancy Reagan request for her funeral before she died?
To be laid to rest beside the remains of the Republican party
#19
Why was Nancy always on top when the Reagans made love?
Ronald Reagan always fucked up.
#20
What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?
Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse? Hydrogen ^^^^please ^^^^spare ^^^^me
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