What Are Reflex Jokes?
Reflex Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of reflex jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
the phone in the guy's hand next to me rang, it sounded like my alarm
clock, I yelled fuck and smacked it out of his hand on pure reflex
#2
A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex.
The older chimp says: "When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."
#3
I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes
at random times I think it's a gag reflex.
#4
What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?
They both keep you from getting to the ball!
#5
My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex.
We laughed and laughed Then i remembered that my wife and I had different dentists.
#6
The girl I have a date with tonight texted and said 'I have no gag reflex
;) ' So I guess that means I'm taking her to a Nicolas Cage movie
#7
Apparently, saying I prefer the babysitter not have a gag reflex
isn't as appropriate as it seemed when I wrote the ad.
#8
I'm Canadian so if I ever apologize to you,
know that it was a reflex and not sincere.
#9
*stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE
doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*
#10
There once was an old lady who swallowed
a battery, She got acid reflex.
#11
Advertising for a babysitter Apparently, saying I prefer the babysitter not
have a gag reflex isn't as appropriate as it seemed when I wrote the ad.
#12
"My first wife didn't have a gag reflex" Wow that's
amazing "Yeah she never laughed at any of my jokes"
#13
My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex.
We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.
#14
[Dr's office] "I have Carrie like reflexes" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?
*Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire* No
#15
My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex.
We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.
#16
I've got my girlfriend working on her gag reflex...
...I haven't got a big dick or anything, she just throws up when she sees me naked
#17
In my opinion, reflex testing is pointless.
I just don't find any value in knee jerk reactions.
#18
The only cat like reflex I possess is turning
and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
#19
Listening to my coworker cry about her gag reflex not being able to swallow her allergy pills..
All I keep thinking is: Her poor boyfriend..
Why People Enjoy Reflex Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and reflex jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love reflex jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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