What Are Relative Jokes?
Relative Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of relative jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take
control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones
#2
None of my relatives are members of any organized political party.
They're all republicans.
#3
That's it.
The next time a relative asks me if I have a boyfriend, I'm going to say "no, I'm just sleeping around".
#4
Given the species' reputation, you'd think
Bugs Bunny would have more relatives.
#5
The Theory of Relativity: Time moves more
slowly when you are with your relatives.
#6
Happiness is a relative thing.
I finally have some extra money and suddenly my relatives are happy.
#7
What do you call a cannibal that eats relatives?
Munchkin.
#8
What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex?
Relative humidity
#9
Thanks 'the news', but I get my political info from the Facebook posts
of crazy relatives and people I haven't seen since high school.
#10
I just found some of my long lost relatives
from Alabama on incestry.com
#11
Who's the only living relative of penguin?
His Aunt Arctica
#12
I don't always have a cool Facebook status, but when I
do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment.
#13
I just found out my father's sister doesn't like Jewish people.
Its hard to believe I have a relative who is auntie semitic.
#14
Satan cannot be everywhere,
So Relatives were created..
#15
What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common?
They both give their relatives rim jobs.
#16
People who use a vacation day the day after Christmas to have relatives
over clearly don't understand the meaning of the word vacation.
#17
Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow.
Also the single people with concerned relatives.
#18
I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people.
It's a lot to digest...
#19
Please end the Jew jokes.
I had a relative that died in a concentration camp. Poor bastard fell right out of the guard tower.
#20
Apple: Words with Friends Twitter: Words w strangers FB: Words w relatives
Ouija: Words w dead friends Prayer: Words w imaginary friends
Why People Enjoy Relative Jokes
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Another reason people love relative jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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