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Release Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of release jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If Microsoft releases a car...
If Microsoft releases a car called Win10 . The same car would fit all size of drivers, from ants to Whales.
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#2
To Do List : 1: Buy 4 Pigs 2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs
3: Release them in Wal-Mart 4: Sit back watch Security search for #4
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#3
Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge
and release three angry bears into the reception hall
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#4
Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes
It will be titled "Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"
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#5
Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?
He was blowing off Steam
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#6
Sometimes when I want to make my girlfriend feel skinny,
I just release about 25% of her from the air valve.
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#7
Fact: Bernie Sanders won't release his birth certificate because
it proves that when he was born he was already a 74-year-old man
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#8
Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers?
They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met.
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#9
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris.
In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
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#10
At Twitter HQ J: Users haven't complained in a while, what's going on?
Devs: Oh, we've got just the thing *releases update
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#11
Trump can't release his taxes
Putin hasn't sent his W2s yet
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#12
Why did AMD release black edition cpu?
Cause they run faster than white.
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#13
1.
Put "Out of Order" sign on a staircase. 2. Wait until someone says, "Stairs can't be out of order!" and uses them. 3. Release the bees.
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#14
Hillary demands that Trump release his tax returns
Trump says - I'll email them to you.
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#15
I thought Bill Gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early.
But he kept his Word.
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#16
GTA V for the PC is taking so long to release...
all of the radio stations will play classic hits.
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#17
Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?
Because they've herd it all before
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#18
Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns!
I have never seen them. Trump: ...but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them.
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#19
"Release the Kraken!" ...
"Well?" "We released him. He just took off. It's not like he was trained or anything." ... "Release the tuna!"
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#20
Why do people call memes "dank"?
Because they release dopameme!
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