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#1
"Can I replace the fries with a salad?" = "Do
you mind if I spit on the American flag?"
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#2
Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when
you replace the word "girl" with "gerbil".
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#3
How many dead hookers do you need to replace a lightbulb?
Atleast not three since my basement is still dark.
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#4
Do you know how to save a Muslim from drowning ?
Click if you don't know the answer . That's good :) . // you can replace muslim by anything , it is a racist JOKE //
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#5
Just thought of way to discourage teenage smoking.
Instead of saying "Cancer" on boxes replace it with the word "Acne".
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#6
Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects.
It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin
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#7
People with those rims that spin when the car isn't moving, how
often do you have to replace the hamsters in those things?
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#8
Accordion to studies...
Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument
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#9
Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time
he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl
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#10
#WhyDoPeopleThinkItsOkayTo replace letters in words with numbers....well
now i don't feel like reading the math equation you just sent me
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#11
The US Treasury announced Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on
the $20 So there's going to be a whole new bill in the black market.
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#12
How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
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#13
Some people should be forced to carry a plant around
with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.
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#14
People who replace "Christ" with "X" are missing the
whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about.
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#15
What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
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#16
They said "orange is the new black"...
...but I didn't realise they meant Trump would replace Obama.
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#17
My brother thought it'd be hilarious to replace all my Adderall with Viagra...
which explains how I've been studying so hard.
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#18
How do you always keep your shoes tied?
Replace the laces with earphones.
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#19
HER: You've run over my dog ME: I'm so sorry HER: You're gonna have to
replace him ME: [imagines finally being called a good boy] yes please
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#20
Breaking News : Fulham have signed Brazil forward Fred to
replace the Michael Jackson Statue outside of the ground.
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