What Are Requests Jokes?
Requests Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of requests jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[firing squad] Any last requests?
"Here's my mixtape, if u like it, will u let me live?" Yes. *listens* Oh man that's FIRE *gunshots*
#2
Me: Hey Mr.
DJ, do you take requests? Dj: Yes. M: Excellent, can you turn it down a bit.
#3
Definition of FACEBOOK?
It's a place where Boy posts a Joke, Gets No Response....And If Girl Posts The Same Joke, She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests.
#4
The same woman who said "I'm your mom not your friend"
has sent me 17 Facebook friend requests.
#5
A priests asks the convicted murderer......
A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?" "Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
#6
A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?" "Yes," replies the murderer.
"Can you please hold my hand?"
#7
How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?
Pop, Lock & Drop It
#8
I was the Wikipedia of my school.
People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money.
#9
[Request] Girls names and bike parts puns I can only think of IsaBELL anyone have any good ones?
(Sorry if requests aren't allowed in this subreddit just delete if necessary!)
#10
I have two requests for my funeral 1) be scattered
at Disney Land 2) not to be cremated
#11
I told my girlfriend that I wanted to be cremated..
I then told my family that I had no specific burial requests, just make sure that they don't have me cremated, no matter what.
#12
I got 99 problems and they're all friend requests
from people I didn't like in high school.
#13
*requests Uber* *climbs in backseat* Uber driver: "Where to?" Me: "oh, nowhere.
I just don't like to change my diaper in the street."
#14
When I get a lot of Myspace requests
my fax machine goes crazy.
#15
I have only two requests for when I die.
#1. I want my remains scattered around Wrigley Field. \#2. I don't want to be cremated first.
#16
[Death Row] GUARD: last requests?
INMATE: a little heroin would be nice TINKER BELL: *chloroforms guard* INMATE: I meant the drug stupid
#17
i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: "tell me the meaning of life".
when the door bell rings there's only an empty box
#18
me: an open casket with my vape pen hanging from my mouth
wedding DJ: i meant final requests for songs man
#19
What is Facebook?
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .
#20
This is your pilot speaking.
If you have any requests, please give them to the flight attendant. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
Why People Enjoy Requests Jokes
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