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#1
When Sting retires will he
change his name to Stung?
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#2
What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?
Bob.
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#3
What do you call a fly when it retires?
A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No? Alright.. I'll see myself out.
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#4
Top billiard player retires
There are no queues.
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#5
*Makes pinatas that look like people's
exes *Retires a billionaire
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#6
What do you call Bob the builder after he retires?
Bob
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#7
First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended.
What's happening to fake news?
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#8
What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
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#9
First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires...
Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour
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#10
After Usain Bolt retires,
he'll move to Iran.
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#11
Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires "Burger
King or McDonalds" was his response when asked where.
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#12
What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?
I don't knead you anymore.
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#13
Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes?
BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*
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#14
So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh?
*changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*
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