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#1
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
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#2
Duck Hunting Joke What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever
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#3
Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was
cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever
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#4
I fucked this bitch the other night...
The next day, she was starting to get overly attached and needy, so I asked my buddy for some advice. He said, "Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that."
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#5
What's blonde and intelligent?
A golden retriever
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#6
What is a Golden retriever's favorite sex position?
It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff.
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#7
I tell all my ex girlfriends I just want them to be happy (happy
was a golden retriever I saw get hit by a train in 1997)
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#8
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever
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#9
What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most?
A Golden Retriever
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#10
Me: So what do you do?
Date: I work with animals Me: *imagining an office ran entirely by golden retrievers in suits* Your job sounds fun
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#11
What do you get when you put an idiot's brain in a female golden retriever?
A dumb blonde bitch.
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#12
Her: You spent our entire life savings on dogs Me: They're golden retrievers, Karen.
They retrieve gold. I did it for us
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#13
[dog park] Go get it, boy!
*dog returns with silver watch, silver bracelet & silver necklace* Ugh, you're the worst golden retriever ever
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#14
(OC) what did dispatch say to the dog catcher when he asked if he was done for the day?
You're golden retriever.
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#15
I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever...
All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever.
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#16
I wonder if the coach of the opposing team on Air Bud got fired when he
explained to the principal how a golden retriever outscored his team
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#17
So I fucked this bitch the other night.
She started to get real clingy, so I asked my buddy for some advice. He said, "Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."
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#18
New movie coming out about a golden retriever who helps a deaf boy.
It's called "Ear Bud."
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#19
I bought a Female Golden retriever and named her Sophia...
Because she's my Golden Girl.
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#20
For sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold.
Should have bought a metal detector.
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