What Are Returns Jokes?
Returns Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of returns jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
God returns to his desk with lunch.
Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked "Earth". The avocado drops out of his sandwich.
#2
A saying of love.
If you love her, let her go. If she returns, anal.
#3
Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, "IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER!
IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE" he fumes
#4
1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop.
2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns.
#5
[stuck on an island] message in bottle: if anyone gets this, please save
us bottle returns: if this gets 10k RTs on Twitter we'll send help
#6
Library Asked librarian for book on suicide.
Said no one returns them.
#7
If I was a detective, my main suspect would always be the person who
returns to the scene of the crime AND is eating a Klondike bar.
#8
She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready?
She: 5 mins babe
#9
A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says "get some bread, and
while you're there pick up some eggs." The programmer never returns.
#10
Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion?
They said his tax returns were Messi.
#11
*returns tent to Target* CASHIER: What was the problem?
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
#12
A man asks his wife what she wants for Valentine's Day.
"I want you to get something that will make me look sexy," she says. So he goes shopping and returns home with a case of beer.
#13
A programmer's wife sends him to the store for a loaf of bread.
On his way out she adds, "and if they have eggs, get a dozen". He returns home with 12 loaves of bread.
#14
The scientists a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking.
Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied "woof, woof, woof"
#15
The second world war should have
been called world war returns
#16
The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac...
Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls.
#17
Hillary demands that Trump release his tax returns
Trump says - I'll email them to you.
#18
The scientist a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking.
Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied "woof, woof, woof"
#19
A man returns home only to find out all the lamps
in his house were stolen He was delighted
#20
*returns four pounds of skirt steak to butcher* I'm sorry.
This just doesn't fit me like I thought it would.
Why People Enjoy Returns Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and returns jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love returns jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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