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Rhinoceros Jokes

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Rhinoceros Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rhinoceros jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?
[Works every time] What's a mattababy? Nothing what's a matta with you
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#2
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Hell-if-I-know
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#3
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)
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#4
One for the school kids this morning.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino.
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#5
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino
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#6
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino
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#7
What do you call a Rhinoceros in heat?
Horny.
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#8
What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?
"el' if I know."
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#9
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino.
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#10
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino \_()_/
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#11
Wanna piss a rhinoceros off?
Hang his car keys on his nose.
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#12
what do you call a rhinoceros mixed with george washington?
hell if i know.
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#13
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elephino.
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#14
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino!
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#15
What do you call a Rhinoceros mixed with a Rooster?
A horny cock.
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#16
What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
'Ell if I know!
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#17
What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?
An abomination.
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#18
I just saw the most beautiful girl, but she was wearing those huge sunglasses
so there is still a chance she's a 1200 pound rhinoceros.
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#19
What do you call a gay rhinoceros?
Scooter the unicorn.
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#20
What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?
I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!
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