What Are Risk Jokes?
Risk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of risk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried
about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
#2
LIFE is just a game of
Monopoly and RISK.
#3
is thinking that with their track record, buying condoms
at a BP station is just taking too big a risk!
#4
I freak out when i don't see the L and R marks on headphones.
There's no way I'm taking that risk.
#5
I once killed 19 birds with one gunshot, people asked why didn't I round up to
20 Do you really think I would risk getting caught lying just for 1 bird ?
#6
Remember to practise safe phone sex.
You don't want to risk getting hearing AIDS.
#7
if im being ridiculed online, i will not hesitate to post a photo of a gun.
is it my gun? maybe i just googled it. you gonna take that risk?
#8
I almost got caught stealing a board game today...
but it was a Risk I was willing to take.
#9
I told my blond friend, that they have higher risk of cancer.
The next day she colored her hair black. courtesy: Choke by Chuck palahniuk
#10
Psychologists who have examined Oscar Pistorius say that he is at risk of suicide.
Especially if he confuses himself with a burglar.
#11
The cops did a high-risk raid on a drug operation located at
a barn I guess you could say it was a *high steak operation*
#12
Her: I like risk takers Me:[goes to the McDonalds Drive Thru and places a complicated order.
Grabs the bag and drives off w/o checking it]
#13
Today was my first time handling a...
....wet pussy. I didn't realize the risk involved! The cat scratched the shit out of me and eventually escaped from its bath.
#14
The United States now has...
51 one states, 50 regular one with an ass-ter-risk Bud Dum Tss.
#15
If you take something for granted you risk losing it.
When I finally find my car keys, I'm telling them how much I love them.
#16
Your mama's so fat she faces an increased risk
of heart disease and type II diabetes.
#17
The official carriers of India and Pakistan.
because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed.
#18
I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game "Risk" from local retailers.
When they eventually catch me, I'll say "Life is all about taking Risks."
#19
My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk,
"Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."
#20
If I was Penguin's attorney I'd request bail by saying "He's no flight risk!" Then Hi-5 the whole courtroom but Batman.
I'd leave him hangin
Why People Enjoy Risk Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and risk jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love risk jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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