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#1
Things Ted Cruz and I have in common: 1.
Love butter 2. Shy eyes 3. Resurrected from the grave during satanic bloodmoon ritual 4. Brown hair
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#2
[intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat.
The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously.
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#3
I joined a cribbage cult recently
They practice peggin' rituals
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#4
What did the samurai do...?
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
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#5
Did you hear that Donald Trump's new hair will cause riots due to its connection to satanic rituals?
If he confirms the change, they'll be hell toupee. I'll show myself out.
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#6
I watched an Indian weapon dancing
ritual today It was pretty Sikh.
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#7
There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out.
Today we call it golf.
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#8
[seaside wedding] We are gathered here today to celebrate the- [bride picked up by giant seagull] -completion of the ritual.
HAIL GULLTHRAX
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#9
Birds that have mating rituals...
I bet they just wing it.
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#10
The new British PM has been spotted performing necromantic rituals over Margaret Thatcher's grave...
She May be planning Theresa corpse.
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#11
Basically, our plans for the satanic ritual fell through, because
we couldn't agree on whose turn it was to get the goat.
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#12
I like my coffee how I like my life Once thrilling, but now a mundane daily ritual
that has me questioning what I ever found enjoyable about it to begin with.
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