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Rival Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rival jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it...
But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC.
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#2
I wanna join a gang so I can get in a street fight with a rival gang and
intimidatingly snap my fingers to a clever song about friendship.
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#3
I bumped into my rival jousting opponent.
We exchanged lances.
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#4
Ok I just started watching House M.D.:nn1 Does everyone gang up and beat
House's other leg?n2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?
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#5
Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?
Thor.
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#6
Nothing's more infuriating than opening the in-flight magazine to see the
Sudokus already half-done, in the colors of your rival Sudoku gang
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#7
I had long suspected a rival robot lumberjack of
stealing my wood So I checked its log files.
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#8
Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it.
Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!
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#9
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving!
This is a new low...
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#10
"Well, my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious
prism shape." Bob Toblerone to rival chocolate manufacturer.
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#11
Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies?
I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest.
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#12
Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, .
Authorities have condemned this act of Violins
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#13
Rival Gang Leader: Me: Rival Gang Leader's mom: [nudges son]
go on Rival Gang Leader: sorry I tried to shoot you
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#14
Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot.
Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples.
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#15
Why did the cannibal get indigestion after eating his high school debate team rival?
He ate something that disagreed with him
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#16
[chess tournament] RIVAL: [plays move] ME: [knocks board aside.
punches rival in face] Chess! COMMENTATOR: He's won every round this way
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#17
The Ikea corporation was found not guilty yesterday for assassinating a rival companies CEO.
While there were several damning pieces of evidence, the detectives couldn't seem to put the case together.
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