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Road Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of road jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the other side.
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#2
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I hadn't masturbated for a month. Seriously, when I ejaculated it was six feet. Which was unusual, as usually it's cum. Strange day.
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#3
Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?
He was snowed in.
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#4
There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can
think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
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#5
Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!
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#6
Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road...
...that's the word on the street anyway.
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#7
What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem
instead of the highway to the manger zone?
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#8
Why did Sally cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt
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#9
Why did Adele cross the road?
Because she wanted to say: > Hello from the other side...
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#10
Teacher: Why are you Late Today?
Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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#11
Chicken walks in to a bar...
It's full of Roosters. Chicken says, "I crossed the road for this?"
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#12
Why did the chicken cross the road?
FUCK, MY CHICKEN'S IN THE ROAD? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?! JESUS CHRIST, HE COULD GET RAN THE FUCK OVER! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!
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#13
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side, of course!
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#14
My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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#15
The road to Hell is paved with everything
that feels like Heaven.
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#16
Why did the gay guy cross the road?
Because he is gay and the people on the other side of the road hate him and asked him to leave.
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#17
Why did Jesus cross the road?
Somebody nailed him to a chicken.
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#18
Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?
Because of you.
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#19
I watched Mad Max:
Fury Road today.
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#20
Why'd the Mexican cross the road?
He took the chicken's job.
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Road Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and road jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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