What Are Rodney Jokes?
Rodney Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rodney jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I come from a small town.
I come from a town where the population never changes. Everytime a kid is born, some guy leaves town. Old Rodney Dangerfield...
#2
Well I finally solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous Yeah I still drink, I just
use a different name, that's all (Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield on The Johnny Carson Show)
#3
I broke up with my girlfriend, who was into Astrology She was an Earth sign, I was a Water sign.
Together, we made mud. Credit to Rodney Dangerfield, a great....
#4
Rodney Dangerfield: "Y'know, my wife and I, we never have sex...
... we get undressed, we can't stop laughing."
#5
What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'
#6
A girl told me to come over...
A girl told me, "Come over, nobody's home." I went over, nobody was home. (Rodney Dangerfield)
#7
My wife and I only smoke cigarettes after sex I've had the same pack since we were married but she's up to three packs a day!
(Thanks, Rodney!)
#8
How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?
Rodney King Pinatas
#9
The first time I had sex, I was really scared...
I was all alone! --Rodney Dangerfield
#10
My wife and I only smoke after sex; I've had the same pack since 2003.
She's up to three packs a day. Rodney Dangerfield
#11
My doctor wanted a stool sample a urine sample and a semen sample.
So I gave him my underwear. Classic Rodney D
#12
This is how good my dog is, LOL.
I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don't chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers. Rodney Dangerfield
#13
I got a phone call from a girl saying "Come over!
No one's home!" I went over and no one was home -Rodney Dangerfield
#14
Wife told me she wants to have sex in the back of the car...
She asked me if I could drive :-( Credit to Legend Rodney Dangerfield
#15
What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
#16
You could tell my parents hated me...
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. (RIP Rodney Dangerfield)
#17
For gamers of a certain age Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
#18
I think I'm more shocked that Rodney King
had a swimming pool than that he is dead
#19
My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car and
she wanted me to drive -The late Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)
#20
My dad asked what I want for my birthday, I said 'I wanna watch'...
so he let me! Let's hear YOUR favorite one liners! Cred to Rodney Dangerfield for that one.
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