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What Are Rolls Jokes?

Rolls Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rolls jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My wife really wanted a dog, so I bought her a pug.
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her.
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#2
I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself
and rolls around on random things.
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#3
"Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds
like an Australian describing a sushi chef
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#4
Rolls down car window.
Throws caution to the wind. Spends an hour cleaning caution off the side of the car.
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#5
I bet my fish rolls his eyes when I tell
people on the phone how busy I am.
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#6
[magician rolls over in bed] "Last night was amazing" Woman: Magical.
Make me breakfast? Magician: [waves magic wand, eats her]
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#7
Why is the word "clit" so fun to say?
It just rolls off the tongue.
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#8
Me: *returns from bakery with a bap, bagel, bun & cob* Wife: What are these?
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
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#9
What's a feminist's least favourite bread?
Gender rolls
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#10
Anyone who thinks Megan Fox is the hottest thing ever
has obviously never left Pizza Rolls in too long.
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#11
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?
A dirty double crosser.
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#12
Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he
takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves.
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#13
*rolls grocery cart into open house* Ooh what a lovely lamp!
*puts it in cart* An iPad! *crosses iPad off shopping list* *puts it in cart*
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#14
*Steals parking spot from guy backing in* Him:*middle finger* Me: [rolls down window] I SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT MARRIED.
I ALSO AM NOT MARRIED
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#15
Me: Wake up 5-year-old: Me: We're late 5: Me: The house is on fire
5: Me: Your sister touched your stuff 5: *barrel rolls out of bed*
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#16
*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other
strategically placed bed* "Nice."
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#17
Catharine Zeta Jones gets naked, ties a red sheet around around her neck runs into the bedroom, jumps up on the bed and yells "super pussy".
Michael rolls over and says "Think I'll take the soup."
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#18
An egg and a chicken just finished having sex...
The egg rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says "well, I guess that settles that."
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#19
Before sending a tweet l always test it on my wife first.
If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential.
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#20
*presses wheelchair accessible button* *rolls 5 year old in on dolly
restrained like Hannibal Lector* "We're here for a haircut."
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Rolls Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and rolls jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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