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#1
When Jesus saw those riled up Romans
needless to say he was very cross.
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#2
Romans were rich, Romans had feasts!
But for the love of god stay away from their priests!
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#3
Why did the Romans build straight roads ?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
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#4
Why was Jesus I such good shape?
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
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#5
You guys know that dude Jesus?
Yeah, I heard he was a real thorn in the Romans' side
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#6
Wat did the romans say when they put jesus on the cross?
"Nailed It"
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#7
Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because X was always 10
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#8
"She wears short skirts, I wear
t-shirts." -Romans 1:15
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#9
What people travel the most?
Romans.
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#10
What do Romans use to cut
pizza Little Caesars
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#11
The Romans have a lot of Gods.
They have a God for everything. The only thing they don't have a God for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly.
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#12
Why do the Romans use more eggs in their omelets than the French?
Because the Romans feel that when it comes to eggs, you can't have too many ovum. But in France, they believe that one egg is un ouef.
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#13
Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead?
They were too afraid to double cross him.
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#14
My body is a temple.
What I mean by that is, it looks and feels like something the Romans destroyed 2,500 years ago.
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#15
Many people think the Romans invented
Vaseline That was ancient grease
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#16
You know how horny the Romans were back then?
For fuck's sake, they even nailed Jesus!
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#17
How did the Romans split up their empire?
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))
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#18
[First day at New Job] New Boss: When in Rome do as the Romans you know?
<Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry>
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#19
Caesar: friends, Romans countryman lend me your ear...
[2 days later] *Caesar opens mailbox* "oh FFS Van Gogh IT'S A SAYING!!!!!'
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#20
If wine is considered the blood of Jesus, I don't blame those romans for killing him.
That shit is delicious
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