What Are Rome Jokes?
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#1
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"
#2
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.
#3
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
#4
[First day at New Job] New Boss: When in Rome do as the Romans you know?
<Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry>
#5
I asked my wife what to wear to this black tie event.
She said "When in Rome". So, I'm going as a naked, terrified Christian. With a tie.
#6
Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome...
One turns to the other and says, "I've never come this way before." The other nun says, "It's the cobblestones."
#7
How do you split Rome in half?
You use a pair of caesars.
#8
look son...
rome wasnt built in Ade!! rome was built in I-TA-LY. do u even kno where Ade is?! A-FRI-CA. AFRICA. how r u goimg to pass school
#9
Chuck Norris did in fact,
build Rome in a day.
#10
Jerusalem by Don McLean I think the song could be greatly improved if at the line:
"All roads lead to you," the singer shakes a fist and yells out "Take that, Rome!"
#11
How was Rome cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
#12
I picked up this chick in Rome.
We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V
#13
What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?
Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?
#14
I recognize that Rome wasn't built in a day but I'm not trying to build
Rome, I just want to to enjoy onion rings without gaining weight.
#15
I went to an XXX Girls Show in Rome
There were just 30 girls...
#16
Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out
Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?
#17
How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?
Start shouting Jehovah.
#18
Why did Hannibal invade Rome?
[OC] Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
#19
Why wasn't Rome built in a day?
Because it was a government job.
#20
Where's the best place to explore?
Rome.
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