What Are Royal Jokes?
Royal Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of royal jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The Royal baby weighed in at almost
9 pounds Which is just under $15 US
#2
So I heard the royal baby was 8 pounds.
That's awfully cheap for a human baby.
#3
A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force).
If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe.
#4
My son just demanded to be changed into different pajamas for breakfast.
Thanks, royal baby.
#5
I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls.
But these are just miner details.
#6
I hope the new Royal baby girl doesn't follow
in her grandmother's tire tracks .
#7
Did you know that the Queen of England is a casual gamer?
From what I hear, she mostly plays Nintendo games. So, would you call this proper use of the royal Wii?
#8
What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?
"I"m arriving, I'm arriving."
#9
The interesting thing about the Royal wedding is ...
..... exactly ....
#10
I think the royal baby will be called Diana She'll
be crashing into our lives any minute now.
#11
whatd the princess do after she finished
a do-it-yourself abortion royal flush
#12
What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?
The Royal Wii.
#13
If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set
The royal family would be at the top of the tier
#14
What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment?
His Royal Tee
#15
Royal jokes.
(discuss) I want to see what jokes people can come up with about the British Royal family.
#16
What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?
They're both filled with Royal Jelly.
#17
What's the difference between America and Europe?
In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
#18
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop.
I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
#19
What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?
They'll never be royals
#20
Q: What does a king do when he burps?
A: He issues a royal pardon.
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