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Ruler Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ruler jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My teacher was pointing a ruler at me an said, "There's an idiot at
the end of this ruler!" I got detention after asking which end.
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#2
What did saitama draw with a pen
and a ruler One punchline
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#3
Who is the king of stationary?
The ruler.
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#4
Dictators make great rulers...
if you make a bunch of one centimeter marks on them while they're asleep.
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#5
A woman walks into a brothel, slaps down a few hundred dollars, and exclaims, "I want
twelve inches, and I want them to hurt!" So the doorman smacks her face with a ruler.
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#6
Do you know which End she was talking about?
My teacher pointed me with her ruler and declared that at the end of her ruler is an idiot. I was suspended for a week for just asking which end!
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#7
Why are you prodding me with that ruler?
"Im measuring your patience"
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#8
Why do Republicans use rulers?
They want everything to be straight.
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#9
Who is the king of the pencil case?
The ruler
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#10
So maybe downloading the ruler app to measure
the snow wasn't such a great idea
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#11
So, I measured my penis with one of those digital rulers...
...Anyone know how to convert LOL into inches?
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#12
So I entered a race where we had to sprint the
length of a 12 inch ruler It was a foot race
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#13
Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?
He didn't have a ruler!
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#14
Add inches to your penis with this one simple trick!
Sharpen the edge of your ruler before you measure.
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#15
The hardest part of measuring Trump's package..
Is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth
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#16
What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?
Beyblades.
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#17
Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?
Because they don't have any rulers.
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#18
Dress to impress A buddy wanted to improve his relationship with his mother-in-law by ordering her a nice dress from France.
Unfortunately, she woke up while he was measuring her with a ruler..
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#19
Adobe released a new digital ruler today.
It's a bit short though, so they codenamed it... Napoleon, because it's a short ruler. No, seriously: http://xdce.adobe.com/mighty/
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#20
Girl: How long is your dick?
Me: I'm not sure I only have 1 ruler
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