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What Are Running Jokes?

Running Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of running jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My buddies and I were running a train on this German girl
I had to keep telling her there were only 8 of us.
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#2
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
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#3
When the zombie apocalypse finally starts, I am running straight to
the graveyard to play the most epic game of whack-a-mole ever.
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#4
Is your refrigerator running?
Because if so, I might vote for it.
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#5
What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
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#6
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Because it involves shooting, stealing and running.
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#7
2 men are in the bathroom.
One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!
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#8
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like "doll feet running into
the closet" Because I AM NOT HITTING SNOOZE WHEN I HEAR THAT SHIT
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#9
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get ahead !
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#10
25% of twitter users are on medication for mental illness,
which means 75% are running around untreated.
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#11
I saw a black guy running down the street And he was carrying a TV.
For a second I thought, *"hey, that looks like mine!"* but then I realized mine wears Adidas.
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#12
I'd run way more miles a day if someone holding a bagel was running
in front of me and someone holding a spider was chasing after me.
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#13
Did you hear about the oompah loompah marathon?
Contestants are running short.
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#14
A 'short' Joke About Midgets Why do midgets laugh while running?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
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#15
How Far Can a Fox...
Q: How far can a fox run into a grove? A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq
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#16
Is your refrigerator running?
Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow.
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#17
Texting drivers running over texting pedestrians:
a modern day zombie apocalypse.
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#18
What happened when a whore house caught on fire?
Some came out running, others ran out coming.
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#19
What happened to the man running in front of the car?
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car? He got exhausted.
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#20
Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up,
looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
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Running Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Running Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and running jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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