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Sailor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sailor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold?
Phlegmbuoyant.
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#2
Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........
........... is there any news on the tiger, hyena, zebra and orangutan?
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#3
69 Position I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.
She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
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#4
My girlfriend never swears in public...
But when we're talking dirty around the house she curses like a sailor, and it really turns me on. I guess it's true, women should be obscene but not heard.
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#5
Why you don't ask grandma sex questions I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69.
And she said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
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#6
What do you call a one-eyed sailor?
Pop-eye the sailor man!
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#7
How high is a stoner sailor?
Sea Level.
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#8
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?
Sir Francis Brake !
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#9
I've Just Set Up a Brothel At Sea for Horny Sailors...
business is generally good, but clients tend come in large waves.
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#10
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
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#11
Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like
a mom who just found out school is closed.
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#12
How did the sailor stranded on an island with a calendar survive a year?
Eating the dates and Sundays.
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#13
I overheard Oedipus swearing like a sailor...
...so I asked him, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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#14
I asked her if she had ever tried 69 I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.
She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
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#15
Grandma got bussy....
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
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#16
What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
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#17
What does a cannibalistic homosexual sailor eat?
Semen.
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#18
69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69.
And she said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
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#19
A ship carrying blue paint has collided with a ship carrying red paint in the English Channel.
32 sailors have been marooned
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#20
A Spanish-speaking sailor met Poseidon and asked the God of the Water if he was wet all the time?
Poseidon: "Sea, Senor!"
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