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Salvation Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of salvation jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation
in the following manner: they shall retweet this." Revelation 4:12.
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#2
What branch of the military did the hipster join?
The Salvation Army.
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#3
Even deaf people want to fuck punch the
Salvation Army bell ringing brigade.
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#4
Why did the Jews hate Jesus?
Because he gave away salvation for free.
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#5
(Old WoW joke) ...and Jesus said to his disciples 'I shall grant you wisdom
and salvation.' And the disciples replied 'could we get kings instead?'
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#6
*drops off box to Salvation Army* "Sir, why
is this box marked W I F E?" *peels out*
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#7
*sees Salvation Army bell ringer* "Here you go, buddy.
Merry Christmas!" "Sir, we don't accept children." *runs away*
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#8
*knocks on donation door Me: I have a donation Salvation Army: Ma'am, once again...
you cannot donate your man Me: You have stupid rules!
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#9
I tried donating sperm the other day, but they refused me.
The requirements they have are really strict there at the salvation army
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#10
John said: "Come forth, and receive eternal salvation."
However, John came fifth and got a toaster.
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#11
I never give money to those Salvation Army people because
I know they're just gonna spend it on more bells.
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#12
Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer...
...is either walking to or from the Salvation Army.
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#13
We need a new name for the Bible.
How about: DIY Salvation
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#14
If the salvation army wants a donation from me then they
better get a kettle big enough to put my son in.
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