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Sandpaper Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sandpaper jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.
To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
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#2
Damn girl, are you sandpaper?
Because I want you to rub my wood.
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#3
What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?
A map.
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#4
From a Christmas Cracker: What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?
Ruff
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#5
spot whats sandpaper like?
dog: ruff whats the long grass on a golf course called? d: ruff whats the job market like? d: steadily improving
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#6
Sandpaper I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.
Gosh, I only intended to rough him up a bit.
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#7
What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?
Ruff.
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#8
What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
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#9
What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff!
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#10
Hear about the blonde explorer?
She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
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#11
When I was at school, the school bully used to make me rub my head against a giant piece of sandpaper.
I was no match for him.
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#12
My wife told me she "likes it rough." So I replaced the toilet paper roll with a sandpaper roll.
-how guys understand women
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#13
What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?
"Well that's really tiny writing!"
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#14
What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
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#15
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?
A map.
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#16
What do you call sandpaper on fire?
Bernie Sanders
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#17
Had a dream that someone was gently rubbing my forehead with sandpaper.
Woke up to find my cat gently rubbing my forehead with sandpaper.
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#18
My cat's tongue is like a little piece of sandpaper.
I'm scratched to hell but this floor is almost finished.
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#19
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.
Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit.
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#20
What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?
Nothing. He just grit his teeth.
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