What Are Satan Jokes?
Satan Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of satan jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My ex-wife and I broke up over religious differences.
I was agnostic and she was Satan.
#2
Men, what's worse than Satan himself?
Satan herself
#3
What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?
Secret Satan.
#4
Why are dyslexia kids scared of Christmas?
Satan comes down the chimney.
#5
Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from
the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah "Loofifer."
#6
My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring
anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while.
#7
How do you make both God and Satan angry at you?
You rape Satan's wife.
#8
Getting a text message from your ex is like getting
a message from Satan on an Ouija board.
#9
She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell,
I want to be sleeping with the boss.
#10
I just gave my cat a bath.
Your move Satan.
#11
If Satan ever loses his hair,
there'll be hell toupee
#12
I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but satan just
woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me.
#13
And then Satan said, "save time ~
respond to her text with a K."
#14
ME: I can understand why, it's so silky and luxurious.
THEM: Huh? I said I worship Satan. ME: Oh. I thought you said "satin."
#15
It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out
when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress.
#16
what do British people say when Satan is on his period?
Bloody Hell!!!
#17
have a safe weekend everyone lol
jk hail satan drink poison
#18
I am an agent of Satan, but my
duties are largely ceremonial.
#19
Damn girl, did you fall from heaven?
Cause you're Satan.
#20
Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children.
They get their presents from Satan.
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