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What Are Saturday Jokes?

Saturday Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of saturday jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Weird stuff happens to me on Thursday
the 12th and Saturday the 14th, too.
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#2
North Korea is calling for war.
In other news, it's Saturday.
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#3
"Want to come watch the game Saturday at 8:00?" Well I'm going rollerskating
at 1:00, so yeah I should be out of the hospital by then.
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#4
Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting
fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
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#5
Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.
"Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."
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#6
Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
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#7
Hi, I'm hosting a charity disco & raffle next Saturday 29nd September, to raise money for people who struggle to reach orgasm.
If you can't come let me know.
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#8
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday !
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#9
We get it car dealers, EVERY Day is a sale day.
You don't have to make shit up like The Saturday After It Rained On A Friday Sale.
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#10
I'm Thirsty!
Hey Thirsty, I'm Friday. Wanna go out on Saturday for a Sunday? ^I'm^sorry
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#11
Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
The slaughter house
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#12
What is the dirtiest day of the week?
SaTURDay
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#13
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?
They can wear casual clothes to work
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#14
It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the
guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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#15
Shitty one-liner: Giiirl, you can call me Saturday-Sunday, cuz I'm all you're gonna be doin' this weekend.
Is this a thing? It feels like it has to have been a thing and I just forgot where.
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#16
Just another Saturday night at home alternating between sweet
and salty snacks until I disgust myself enough to go to bed.
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#17
This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays.
You're welcome!
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#18
Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday?
School is for the week.
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#19
Five Star Hangover Judging from the bar receipts, ATM withdraws, hand stamps, and the vomit
in my car, I'm pretty sure that I'm a ball of fun when I black out on Saturday night.
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#20
The 7 days of my week.....Monday, Monday, Monday,
Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday
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We currently have 136 Saturday Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Saturday Jokes?
Saturday Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Saturday Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and saturday jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Saturday Jokes safe for all ages?
Most saturday jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Saturday Jokes?
saturday jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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