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#1
[Batman & Joker at a table in Arkham Asylum] Joker: Wanna know I got these Scars?
*He gestures at his Lion King action figures* Batman: Ugh
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#2
How do Emo kids reward themselves?
Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.
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#3
Scars make a man handsome?
Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!
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#4
"How did you get those scars?" [Flashback to me running
into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting.
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#5
We're all born with scars.
from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark... Bellybuttons.
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#6
High-definition ruined porn for me.
I like my porn blurry so I can't see butt acne and herp scars.
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#7
If emotional scars were visible, strip clubs
would go out of business very quickly.
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#8
All my scars & bruises tell a story.
The story of a guy who falls down A LOT when he's drunk.
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#9
Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?
His wounds always heel.
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#10
Scars are tattoos with
better stories.
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#11
My stepdad hates it when I call him Bernie...
He's really sensitive a about his scars...
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#12
What's the difference between a Catholic and a Jew?
At least when a Catholic scars you for life, you might get to cum.
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#13
If I got in a fight, the first thing I'd do is take off my shirt so he could see the scars where I've burned myself ironing.
He'd back down.
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