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Schizophrenia Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of schizophrenia jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Me: I think you might have schizophrenia
Me: No I don't
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#2
I have 6 mental illnesses Schizophrenia, OCD,
ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria.
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#3
A man walks into a schizophrenia hospital He says "there's a lot
of people in here" To which a nurse replies "get here you!"
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#4
Robert De Niro was worried he was having symptoms of Schizophrenia.
He went to his doctor and said... "I heard things."
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#5
Schizophrenia and Abandonment Issues I have schizophrenia and intense abandonment issues.
I'm not worried: it's kinda like 1 + -1=0 since I'll never really be alone.
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#6
My roommate says I have schizophrenia Jokes on him!
I don't have a roommate
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#7
A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked
but don't worry, another study says you're just being paranoid.
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#8
Schizophrenia?
More like Schizofriendia. *voices agree*
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#9
My roommate thinks I have schizophrenia
Which is weird because I live alone.
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#10
My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD.
Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane.
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#11
Together, I can beat
schizophrenia.
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#12
Roses are red Violeta are blue I
have schizophrenia And so do I
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#13
Schizophrenia I`m in
two minds about it
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#14
Any subreddits to help you cope with schizophrenia?
Asking for a friend
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#15
Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy ....
.... I hear you ask.
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#16
Roses are red.
Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia. And so do I...
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#17
My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia.
Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate.
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#18
What do you call it when you talk to God?
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
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#19
A man with Schizophrenia says: "I used to be Schizophrenic...
but now we're better."
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#20
A silly little joke I just made up about schizophrenia Person 1: I'm not schizophrenic!
Person 2: I never said you were. Person 1: Oh, sorry, I guess I must be hearing things.
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Schizophrenia Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and schizophrenia jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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