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Score Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of score jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If you're keeping score in your relationship,
I promise you, you're losing.
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#2
Did you hear the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game?
Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
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#3
After seeing some of the names on kids these days, you wonder
if their parents were going all in for the Triple Word Score.
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#4
Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk
so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger.
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#5
I'm a hard-core Greenbay Packers fan, and every time they score.
I do the Lambeau leap into my staircase.
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#6
your Lonely Score is the maximum number of forks a takeout place has given you for your single person food order.
my score is 4
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#7
Watched Full House for not even a full minute
& now I'm white with a credit score of 720
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#8
[After losing a rap battle] "How did
he get a hold of my credit score?"
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#9
If eating fish is so good for your brain, how come
sharks always score so poorly on the SAT?
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#10
A nice pick-up line I made up Hey are you from Brazil?
Because I'm trying to score with you seven times.
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#11
World Cup Soccer?
If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd go watch some of my single friends at the bar.
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#12
Just saw Star Wars IMAX this weekend.
I have to say... It was a solid movie. I give it a perfect score of 5/7.
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#13
I'm gonna call my mom 26 times today to tell her about all
the nothing that I'm doing, just to even the score.
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#14
'Don't say foreskin instead of four score don't say foreskin instead of
four score you GOT this Abe' *AHEM* "FORESKIN FUCK LEMME START OVER"
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#15
Twilight is like soccer.
They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand.
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#16
*tries to quietly check the football
score during a home invasion
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#17
Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of
a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial.
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#18
Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl?
Hebrew it.
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#19
If winning isn't everything
why do they keep score?
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#20
How many goals did Germany score?
gerMANY
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and score jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Score Jokes safe for all ages?
Most score jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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