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Script Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of script jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
This Xanax script says I should take one daily as needed but I'm pretty
sure they meant per child so, including the dogs, that makes five.
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#2
"I don't know, do you guys really think the first rule should be 'Must
Wash Hands?'" early brainstorming session on Fight Club script.
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#3
[pitching script] WRITER: then the motorcyclist removes their helmet...
PRODUCER: *yawns*...and its a woman? W: it's a burrito P: holy shit
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#4
me: "i re-wrote pulp fiction" director: "wow ok" [reads script] "this
is literally just pulp fiction" me: "i didnt say it was different"
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#5
I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction.
My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'
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#6
What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?
Speechless
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#7
"VROOM VROOM!
VROOM VROOM VROOM! SCREECH!" - Entire script for Fast and the Furious 6
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#8
"This won't end well, mark my words.
Mark, my words. MARK. MY WORDS! I NEED MY WORDS, MARK!!!" *Mark sweatily fumbles with the script*
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#9
I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school...
I call it, "Fast times at Ridgemont High"
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#10
If you send Joseph Gordon-Levitt a script that doesn't say "skinny tie"
on the first page, he gets so mad he has to write four ukulele songs
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#11
When I'm sad I drive over to Keanu Reeve's house
and watch him check the mailbox for scripts.
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#12
What script did the man with the longest penis get tattooed on his dick?
TL;DR.
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#13
The Post Script by
Adeline Extra
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#14
I'm working on a script about a mobster who attempts to reinvent himself as a professional photographer.
I'm gonna call it... *The Selfie Made Man.*
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#15
12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws
in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this
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#16
I just don't understand how to properly put together a play on words I think I'm just
going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*
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#17
Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?
Depends on who wrote the script.
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#18
I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie,
but there are just too many holes in the plot.
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#19
"Look we LOVE the script for 'Murder Bees', just change the
name to 'My Girl' and you've got yourself a movie!!"
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#20
The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible
Each actor just says four lines and then disappears.
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