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What Are Semi Jokes?

Semi Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of semi jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks.
His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy
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#2
Brazil - Germany, the most embarrassing semi since...
... I watched Brokeback Mountain with my Dad.
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#3
I always get confused between bi and semi Which
one means you like to fuck 18 wheelers?
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#4
Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar...
...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final.
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#5
This is the only way I know how
to correctly use a semi-colon
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#6
World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius
had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals
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#7
a man goes to the doctor for an operation to get part of his colon removed.
he turns to his doctor and says, so dose this make me a semi colon?
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#8
"Can we have 'Punctuation Sex' tonight?" I asked the wife.
"What do you mean, 'Punctuation Sex?" she queried. "It's where I put my semi in your colon ..."
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#9
What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?
Marco's polo
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#10
What are two things you can't give a black person?
(Semi racist) A black eye and a fat lip.
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#11
What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?
A semi-colon
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#12
*Semi drifts into my driveway, transforms into a robot and hands me
my package.* This Amazon Optimus Prime account was so worth it.
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#13
Regarding today's semi-final: What is the difference between Brazil and a brassiere?
One is full of boobs, while the other is a piece of clothing.
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#14
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because a semi truck hit her.
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#15
Was tempted to commit suicide last night...
So I bought a semi-automatic rifle and shot up a school. (p.s. for those asking, I did in fact drink their blood)
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#16
"One of my neighbours had half of his large intestine removed," I said to my mate.
"Did he end up in a coma?" He asked. "No," I replied, "But he did end up with a semi-colon."
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#17
What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?
Militia Etheridge.
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#18
What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?
Pessimist Prime
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#19
Hey girl, do you like trucks?
Cause I got a semi.
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#20
What do you call a semi-professional proctologist?
Someone doing a half-assed job.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Semi Jokes?
Our collection features 56 Semi Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Semi Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Semi Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Semi Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 56 Semi Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Semi Jokes?
Semi Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Semi Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and semi jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love semi jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good semi jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Semi Jokes safe for all ages?
Most semi jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Semi Jokes?
semi jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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