What Are Servant Jokes?
Servant Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of servant jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Me: Dark Lord, I am your devoted servant.
Please accept this sacrifice as proof of my -- Satan: I have a girlfriend.
#2
I think Congress should be forced to go on minimum wage.
That way I can feel more comfortable calling them public servants!
#3
Tried Googling "Missing Medieval Servant"
but I kept getting Page Not Found
#4
Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
#5
If Jason Bateman had a servant...
Would his servant call him Master Bateman?
#6
I am a waiter in need of false teeth.
Do I need to look for a new job? I don't think indentured servants are legal any more.
#7
Man to wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant.
Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman...
#8
If cops were really public servants they'd stop
pulling me over and start cleaning my house.
#9
Money is a good servant...
... but a bad master.
#10
Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?
He was not Boeing.
#11
So many people say "if my memory serves me correctly" and I'm actually
quite shocked at the amount of servants named Memory.......
#12
Bella is the most misunderstood girl in fiction.
She games Edward for immortality, starts a vampire war&secures a wolf servant for her baby.
#13
What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?
An endentured servant
#14
I googled 'missing medieval servant
boy' 404 Paige not found
#15
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
#16
A king gets murdered in his sleep...
Two of his most loyal servants found the body, with a sword in the king's chest. One the servants turns to the other and says "Wow, he must have had a bad knight."
#17
When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants?
100 people that don't do dick.
#18
revolting SERVANT: Ms.
Pao, the Redditors are revolting! PAO: Well, you're not so pretty yourself...
#19
I wish robot servants were
affordable already.
#20
Britain has invented a new missile It's called the civil
servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
Why People Enjoy Servant Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and servant jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love servant jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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